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You damn smelly cheesheads are not allowed to view my site so get your stinkin ass out of here and go feed your cows at the barn or something! You Green Bay farmers... oops I mean Green Bay fans make me puke. 

 


Hey Packers, haven't you noticed that your sorry ass fat cheese eating fans are the silliest and worst fans in the NFL. And look at that sorry dump you call a football field, it is better fit to have cows and horses graze on it than play football. Your sorry football town is full of fat ass beer-bellies with cottage cheese hanging everywhere on their fat disgusting bodies, looking like fools with a yellow piece of molded Limberger, stuck to their skulls in the cold weather, naked, watching their drug infested QB throwing interceptions on weak non-winning teams like the Lions, Raiders, Browns, 49ers, and Texans, every year boosting up his overrated stats. Give me a break, will ya!   Freak Favre will set the pathetic all time interception record before he will set the touchdown record.  The mark of a true LOSER is someone who cannot figure out he is WAY past his prime.  He is such a dork that he wants to beat the great Marino's touchdown mark, even though he is dozens of interception past Marino.  Also, our gay loving Favre cousin/ brother Grant just said he already beat Marino's completion record.  True, but it took him 100 more games to do it - again LOSER!!!!  Favre is such a homosexual flaming faggot, that he ended up a drug addicted freak who could not kick his Vicodin habit.  That makes him as pathetic as the homeless guy sitting on the corner of Lombardi and Gayboy Lane. 

 

Check out these jokes:

* You have Hitler, Timothey McVeigh, and Brett Favre in one room, and a gun with only 2 bullets. Who do you shoot?

Brett Favre, Twice.

* What do you call a Packer fan with half a brain?

Gifted

* Why did Milwaukee get turned down to have a professional football team?

The comissioner said,"sorry but then Green Bay will want one too."

* What do the Green Bay Packers (SLACKERS!!) and weed have in common?

They both get smoked in bowls!

* What is the difference between Lambeau field and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of the porcupine.
 

Top Ten reasons to hate the Packers

10. Cheese causes blocked arteries and heart disease
9. Drunk, fat,ugly Fans
8. Out of date "G" logo
7. Green and yellow colors...Yellow?
6. Lambeau...Packers have lived on this faux legend since 1970
5. Favre...can't even spell his name correctly.  His momma should have named him Chaniqua.
4. Favre...the only alcohol and drug abuser protected by the NFL (Budweiser and Vicadin Brett)
3. Packer fans make British soccer fans look like choir boys.
2. Choked in the Super Bowl and lost to the AFC (Broncos)
1. Packers are jealous of the 49ers' consistant success eclipsing Green Bay's status (5 SBs to 3 SBs)

And let us not forget Brett's admission of rampant homosexuality in the Green Bay locker room after every single game (and even during practices).  Yes, it is true, the fat ass coaches participated in the gayfest as well.
 
Brett Favre, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Packer flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Brett," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Brett felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Red and Gold sidewalk, 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous 49ers logo flag, and in every window, a "GO 49er's" sign. Brett looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won the Super Bowl, and I even went to the hall of fame," God asked "So what do you want to know, Brett?" "Well, why does Steve Young get a better house than me?" God chuckled and said "Brett, that's not Steve Young's house, it's mine."

Why does Brett Favre spell his name in such a stupid way?

Because he was embarassed that his true last name was Faggot.

A homeless person was sitting on a sidewalk in front of Lambeau Field.  A female Packer fan was returning from Packer Stadium with a duck.  The hobo said, "nice pig".  The lady said "this is a duck, not a pig, you hobo".   The hobo replied, "I was talking to the duck".

 

Three Fans
  A Jewish Giants Fan, a Hindu 49ers Fan and a Packer Fan were
  driving in the country one night when their car broke down.
  They walked to a nearby farm house and asked if they could
  spend the night. The farmer told them yes, but he only had
  two extra beds but he had a clean barn full of fresh straw
  and one of them would have to spend the night there.
 
  The Jewish Giant fan said he had spent several years on a
  kibutz in Israeland sleeping in a barn wouldn't bother him.
  Out to the barn goes the Jewish man and everybody else went to
  bed. Fifteen minutes later there was a knock at the door and
  there stood the Jewish man. He said he couldn't sleep in the
  barn because there was a pig in the barn and his religion forbid
  it.

  The Hindu 49er fan said no problem, he had grown up in Bombay
  and he wouldn't have a problem sleeping in a clean barn with
  a pig. Out to the barn goes the Hindu and everybody else went
  to bed. Fifteen minutes later there was a knockat the door and
  there stood the Hindu 49er fan. He said he couldn't sleep in
  the barn because there was a cow in the barn and his religion
  forbid it.

  The Packer Fan said no problem, he had grown up in Green Bay
  and there was no way a pig or a cow was going to keep him
  from a good nights sleep. Out to the barn goes the Packer
  Fan and everybody else went to bed. Fifteen minutes later
  there was a knock at the door and there stood the pig and
  the cow.

The 40 top things you would NEVER hear a Packer say, no matter
how much they've had to drink, no matter how far they've wandered:

40. Oh I just couldn't. I mean really, she's only sixteen.
39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
38. Duct tape won't fix that.
37. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family
sedan.
36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33. You can't feed that to the dog.
32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
30. Wrestling's fake.
29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
28. We're vegetarians.
27. Do you think my gut is too big?
26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and
gravy.
25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
24. Who gives a crap about the Dells.
23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
21. Spittin is such a nasty habit.
20. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
19. Trim the fat off that steak.
18. Cappuccino tastes better than Espresso.
17. The tires on that truck are too big.
16. I'll have the Arugula and Radicchio salad.
15. I've got it all on the C drive.
14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
13. Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
12. My fiancee, Bobbie Joe, is registered at Tiffany's.
11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
9. Checkmate.
8. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
5. I believe a Merlot goes best with string cheese.
4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
3. I hate Spam and Velveeta sandwiches.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darlin .

And the #1 thing that you would never hear a Packer say.......

1. Yes, we made the playoffs!

 

 

Vikings Fan, Packer Fan
and a genie

A Vikings fan and a packer fan are walking on a beach and the Vikings fan kicks up a bottle.

A genie comes out and says to the Vikings fan I will grant you three wishes, but you must understand that whatever you wish for, the Packer fan will get twice as much or twice as better.

The Vikings fan says ok. So we wishes for 5 million dollars. The genie says now you relise that the Packer fan will get 10 million dollars right?

The Vikings fan sighs and says yes I no.

So than he wishes for a mansion.

The genie says wish granted but now the packer fan will get one twice as big.

So you have one more wish says the genie. The Viking fan thinks about this for a while, he gets a big smile on his face and than says,

beat me half to death.

 

                             
Why Packer Fans are so Stupid

Packer fans are so stupid it takes them 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Packer fans are so stupid that they put lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Packer fans are so stupid they hear it's chilly outside so they get a bowl
Packer fans are so stupid they'd get locked in a grocery store and starve!
Packer fans are so stupid that they tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Packer fans are so stupid they buy a solar-powered flashlights!
Packer fans are so stupid they think a quarterback is a refund!
Packer fans are so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Packer fans are so stupid they took a spoon to the superbowl.
Packer fans are so stupid they thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Packer fans are so stupid they sit on the TV, and watch the couch!
Packer fans are so stupid they took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Packer fans are so stupid that under "Education" on their job application, they put
"Hooked on Phonics.
Packer fans are so stupid they thought the Nazis were saying "Hi! Hitler" 


  Packer Convention
A Packer fan was annoyed how every Vikings fan always made fun of him and picked on him due to his stupidity in being a packer fan. He had enough and decided to get every Packer fan in the neighborhood and prove their intelligence. They had a convention to show their intelligence. There were many events in the convention. One being a quiz show. So a Packer fan was being quized. "Question number one. What is two plus two?"

packerfan: "umm, 3"

crowd: "give him another chance, give him another chance!"

packerfan: "umm, 5"

crowd: "give him another chance, give him another chance!"

packerfan: "umm, 4?"

crowd: "give him another chance, give him another chance!"

 PACKER AND VIKING CAR ACCIDENT

  There's a Packer Fan driving from Green
  Bay to Minneapolis, and a guy from
  Minneapolis driving from Minneapolis to
  Green Bay. In the middle of the
  night, with no other cars on the road,
  they hit each other head on and
  both cars go flying off in different
  directions. The Packer manages to
  climb out of his car and survey the
  damage. He looks at the twisted car
  and says, "Man, I am really lucky to
  be alive!"  Likewise, the Viking
  scrambles out of his car, and looks
  at his wreckage. He says to himself,
  "I can't believe I survived this wreck!"
  The Packer walks over to the
  Viking and says, "Hey man, I think
  this is a sign from God, that we
  should put away our petty differences and
  live as friends instead of arch rivals."
  The Viking thinks for a minute and says,
  "You know, you're absolutely
  right! We should be friends. Now, I am
  gonna see what else survived this
  wreck." So the Viking pops open his
  trunk and finds a full unopened bottle
  of Jack Daniels. He says to the Packer,
  "I think this is another sign from
  God, that we should toast to our new
  found understanding and friendship."
  The Packer says, " You're damn right!"
  and he grabs the bottle and starts
  sucking down Jack Daniels. After
  putting away nearly half the bottle,
  the Packer hands it back to the Viking
  and says, "Your Turn!" The Viking
  twists the cap back on the bottle and
  says' "Nahhh, I think I'll wait for
  the cops to show up!!!"

Packers Suck One Liners!

 

Q. What's the difference between a Green Bay Packer fan and a carton of yogurt?
A. The yogurt has culture.
Lori Ortega, Chicago, IL

What do you have when you get 30 Packer fans in one room?
A full set of teeth!
Vincent Gambini, Chicago, IL

Did you hear about the tragic death of two ice-fishing Packer fans?
They got ru nover by the Zamboni!
Don Dimitrios, Greenwood, SC

Why do people from Green Bay go to Lambeau when there is a Tornado Warning?
Because there are no touchdowns there!
Viking Fan, Minneapolis, MN

What did Ron Wolf say to Ray Rhodes after the Cardinals game???
GO PACK!!!
Karen Smith, Gulliver, MI

What do you call a row of packer fans lined up ear to ear?
A wind tunnel!
Dylan, Zimmerman, MN

You know you're a packer fan if the blue-book value of your truck goes up and down with how full the tank is!
Jeff Peterson, Chaska, MN

How do you get a packer fan off of your porch?
Buy a flower and take the damn literature!
-Anonymous

Did you hear that the Packers named a street after Ray Rhodes?
It's an exit ramp!
Pat Braun, Manstique, MI

Bryce Groth, Mason City, IA
Q:Why did the Packer fan trade his wife in on an outdoor toilet?
A:He said the hole was smaller and it smelled better.
Q:What's the difference between a female Packer fan and a bullhead?
A:One has whiskers and stinks and the other one is a fish.
Q:What's the difference between a female Packer fan & a bowling ball?
A:You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.

How do you know if you are a Packer Fan? If going to the bathroom in the middle of the night requires shoes and a flashlight. -John Wilson, Tinley Park, IL

Did you hear about the Packer Fan that died at a Green Bay Pie eating contest? The cow kicked him in the head! -Floyd Robertson, Madison, WI

Why don't Packer Fans ever skydive? What good is a parachute if you can't count to 10! -Rob Herbst, Pikeville, KY

What does the LA Police Department and the Packers have in common? Neither can catch a BRONCO! -Patti, Fon Du Lac, WI

What's the difference between a Pecker and the Packers? One spews white stuff, and one just sucks! - Brandon Oss, New London, MN

How do you know when a Packer Fan is angry at you? He grits his tooth at you! -Randle 3:16, Minneapolis, MN

The Green Bay Packers have announced they will be moving to the Phillippines. From now on they will be known as the MANILA FOLDERS. -Carlos Basconi, Cloquet, MN

Did you hear that Brett Favre can't get into his own driveway? Someone painted an end zone on it! -Ed Tillman, St. Paul, MN

What do you call Randy Moss with no arms or legs? A Packer Star Receiver! -Chris Johnson, Rochester, MN

We'll look at it and put it on with your name and where you are from!

You know she's a packer fan when--she has to go through the weight scale after crossing the border! -- Terry Halvorson, New Hope, MN

Why are the Packers all buying microscopes? It's the only way they can still see their Superbowl chances. -Stabber

What's the difference between a Packer Fan and a Pizza-
Pizzas don't scream when ya put dem in da oven! -Darren Richardson, Marengo, IL

How do a new born puppy and a Packer fan differ? A new born puppy stops whining after a week. -D Gaffron, Rollingstone, MN

Why do all the trees in Milwaukee lean toward the south? Because Chicago Sucks and Green Bay BLOWS!

Why are the Packers ripping up the Lambeau Field end zone? Too Much Moss... -Tony Kippels Roseville, MN

What do Monica Lewinski and Brett Favre have in common? They both kneel at the sight of a purple helmet. -anonymous

Why is there always a cow at Packer fans wedding ceremonies? To keep the flies off the bride.

Q: If you are in a room with Hitler, Timothy McVeigh, and Brett Favre with a gun and two bullets, who do you shoot???
A: Favre, twice.

Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Green Bay?
A: Because god couldn't find three wise men.

Q: What's the difference between Cheerios and the Green Bay Packers?
A: Cheerios belong in a Bowl.

Q: Why does Lambau Field have natural Grass?
A: The cheerleaders need somewhere to graze

Q: How do you stop a Packer Fan from masturbating?
A: Paint his penis Purple and Gold and he wont beat it for FIVE years!

Q: How many Green Bay Packers does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which they all show up!

Q: What do you call a female Packer fan with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant

Q: How can you tell a woman is a Packer Fan?
A: She rolls her own tampons.

Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and Lambeau Field?
A: The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

Q: What do you call the Packer Huddle??
A: Drug ring!

Q: Did you know that the toothbrush was invented by a Packer fan?
A: Had to be, if it was invented by anyone else it would have been called a teeth brush!

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the Packers' library facilities?
A: Both books were burned, and one of them had not even been colored in yet.

Q: Why did god create alcohol?
A: So Packer women could get laid.

Q: What do you call a beautiful girl in Green Bay?
A: A tourist.

Q: Two Green Bay Packers are in a car, who's driving?
A: The COPS.

Q: Why do Packer women need men?
A: Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

Q: Why does Gilbert Brown sponsor Peanut Butter?
A: So he can spread something else besides his girlfriend.

Q: Why did the Brett Favre get fired from volunteering at the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.

Q: How did Brett Favre and Mark Chumura make their wives cry during sex?
A: Rang them up and told them.

Q: Why do packer women have bruised bellies?
A: Because Packer men are so stupid.

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?

Q: What do Packer women and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: What is the Packer Women's favorite potato chip?
A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay).

Q: How do you know when a Packer Fan been in your fridge?
A: Lipstick on the cucumbers!

Q: What is the difference between a Packer Woman and an inflatable doll?
A: About 2 cans of hair spray.

Q: How can you tell if a Packer fan has been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.

Q: Why did Brett Favre get so excited after he finished his jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Q: What does the LAPD and the Green Bay Packer have in common?
A: Neither can stop a Bronco.

Q: How did the Packer fan break his arm raking the leaves?
A: He fell out of the tree.

 

 

38
                                    hints you may be a packer fan
                                    
                                    
                                    1) Your mother is also your sister and girlfriend. 
                                    
                                    2) Your favorite movie is deliverance. 
                                    
                                    3) Packers favorite quote "I... uh... I was just helping the sheep over the fence...
                                    honest!" 
                                    
                                    4) Your richest relative buys a new house, and you have to help take the wheels off. 
                                    
                                    5)  Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State
                                    trooper to "kiss my ass". 
                                    
                                    6) Your geek ass packer flag hangs higher than the U.S. Flag. 
                                    
                                    7) The primary color of your car is " Green Bondo". 
                                    
                                    8) Your family tree does not fork. 
                                    
                                    9) You have Packer flags on each side of your car. 
                                    
                                    10) Your  Fat ass mother has ever been involved in a fist fight at a Packer game with
                                    your dad. 
                                    
                                    11) You consider Outdoor Life deep reading. 
                                    
                                    12) Your mother  uses her Cheesehead as  a spit-cup also. 
                                    
                                    13) Ever black person you see, you ask for an autograph. 
                                    
                                    14) Your wife has a beer gut, and you think it's attractive. 
                                    
                                    15) Your dad walks to school with you because you're both in the same grade. 
                                    
                                    16) You're Gay! 
                                    
                                    17) Bill Clinton is your role model. 
                                    
                                    18) Your Hair is Shaved on the sides and long in back(Men), your hair is so puffy it
                                    blocks the sun (Women). 
                                    
                                    19)You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader. 
                                    
                                    20) That billboard that says, "SAY NO TO CRACK"  reminds you to pull up your jeans. 
                                    
                                    21) Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. 
                                    
                                    22) You go to your family reunion looking for a date. 
                                    
                                    23) You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy. 
                                    
                                    24) Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare Center. 
                                    
                                    25)You've got more than three cousins named 'Bubba'. 
                                    
                                    26)You have an Elvis Jell-o mold. 
                                    
                                    27) Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. 
                                    
                                    28) Your idea of high-quality entertainment is a six-pack and a bug-zapper. 
                                    
                                    29) Your whole family is Democrats except little Mary. She got to readin. 
                                    
                                    30) You never learned to swim because your gene pool is to small. 
                                    
                                    31) You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since  "Smokey and the Bandit"
                                    was snubbed for best picture. 
                                    
                                    32) The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife. 
                                    
                                    33) The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas
                                    it has in it. 
                                    
                                    34) You think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just "misunderstood". 
                                    
                                    35) You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner. 
                                    
                                    36) You've painted a car with house paint. 
                                    
                                    37) Anyone in your family died right after saying "Hey, Y'all watch this!". 
                                    
                                    38) You think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup. 
                                    


38
                                    hints you may be a packer fan
                                    
                                    
                                    1) Your mother is also your sister and girlfriend. 
                                    
                                    2) Your favorite movie is deliverance. 
                                    
                                    3) Packers favorite quote "I... uh... I was just helping the sheep over the fence...
                                    honest!" 
                                    
                                    4) Your richest relative buys a new house, and you have to help take the wheels off. 
                                    
                                    5)  Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State
                                    trooper to "kiss my ass". 
                                    
                                    6) Your geek ass packer flag hangs higher than the U.S. Flag. 
                                    
                                    7) The primary color of your car is " Green Bondo". 
                                    
                                    8) Your family tree does not fork. 
                                    
                                    9) You have Packer flags on each side of your car. 
                                    
                                    10) Your  Fat ass mother has ever been involved in a fist fight at a Packer game with
                                    your dad. 
                                    
                                    11) You consider Outdoor Life deep reading. 
                                    
                                    12) Your mother  uses her Cheesehead as  a spit-cup also. 
                                    
                                    13) Ever black person you see, you ask for an autograph. 
                                    
                                    14) Your wife has a beer gut, and you think it's attractive. 
                                    
                                    15) Your dad walks to school with you because you're both in the same grade. 
                                    
                                    16) You're Gay! 
                                    
                                    17) Bill Clinton is your role model. 
                                    
                                    18) Your Hair is Shaved on the sides and long in back(Men), your hair is so puffy it
                                    blocks the sun (Women). 
                                    
                                    19)You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader. 
                                    
                                    20) That billboard that says, "SAY NO TO CRACK"  reminds you to pull up your jeans. 
                                    
                                    21) Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. 
                                    
                                    22) You go to your family reunion looking for a date. 
                                    
                                    23) You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy. 
                                    
                                    24) Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare Center. 
                                    
                                    25)You've got more than three cousins named 'Bubba'. 
                                    
                                    26)You have an Elvis Jell-o mold. 
                                    
                                    27) Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. 
                                    
                                    28) Your idea of high-quality entertainment is a six-pack and a bug-zapper. 
                                    
                                    29) Your whole family is Democrats except little Mary. She got to readin. 
                                    
                                    30) You never learned to swim because your gene pool is to small. 
                                    
                                    31) You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since  "Smokey and the Bandit"
                                    was snubbed for best picture. 
                                    
                                    32) The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife. 
                                    
                                    33) The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas
                                    it has in it. 
                                    
                                    34) You think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just "misunderstood". 
                                    
                                    35) You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner. 
                                    
                                    36) You've painted a car with house paint. 
                                    
                                    37) Anyone in your family died right after saying "Hey, Y'all watch this!". 
                                    
                                    38) You think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup.
                                     
        a kids mom and dad are getting a 
                                    divorce and the judge asks the kid if 
                                    he wants to live with his mom.  The 
                                    kid says"no, because she beats me".  
                                    judge says "so you want to stay 
                                    with your dad"?
                                    The kid says "no he beats me".  
                                    So the judge asks who he wants 
                                    to stay with and the kid says"the packers,'cause 
                                    they don't beat anybody!                      
                    
Q:What do you call a beautiful girl in Green Bay?
A:A tourist.


Q:Why is a piece of crap better than Favre's thumb?


A:It doesn't throw ints...…

 

 

Q: What do you call a Green Bay Packer player with a Super Bowl ring?

A: A thief.

First Grade Packers Fan Teacher

The first grade teacher in Cumberland, Wisconsin explains to her class that she is a Green Bay Packers fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Packers fans too.

Not really knowing what a Packer fan was, but wanting to be liked by their
teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception. A little girl named Jane has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not a Packers fan" she reports.
Then, "asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"I'm a proud Minnesota Vikings Fan" the girl said!
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Jane,
"Why are you a Vikings Fan?"
"Well, my Dad and Mom are Vikings fans, so I'm a Viking fan, too," she
responds.
The teacher is angry now.
"That's no reason," she says loudly, "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot? What would you be then?"
Jane smiles an
says " Then I would be a Packer fan."
 
How many Packers does it take to steal a Ferarri?
 
 
12, 10 to push and  2 in the trunk.

 Why Green Bay Packers Use High School Cheerleaders

Packer women are so ugly they  look out the window and get arrested for mooning.
Packer women are so ugly they put them in the monkey cage to make the monkeys
stop jacking off.
Packer women are so ugly when they  were born the doctor took a look at them and
spanked their Parents.             
Packer women are so ugly even Freddy Krueger has nightmares of them
Packer women are so ugly they push their face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Packer women are so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in their shower
Packer women are so ugly their moms had to be drunk to breast feed them
Packer women are so ugly their moms had to tie a steak around their necks to get the
dogs to play with them.     Packer women are
so ugly they tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Packer women are so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Packer women are so ugly The NFLA
 
     Packer fan and his dog walk into a bar and they each take aseat at the bar to watch the packer game.  The packers march downthe field but are stopped and have to settle for a field goal.As the ball splits the uprights, the dog jumps up, does a perfectback flip and lands on the stool just as if he hadn't moved.Again the packers march down the field, get stopped and kick af ield goal.  Again the dog jumps up and does the back flip andperfect landing.  This time the bartender says, "Hey, that'spretty amazing, what does the dog do if the packers score atouchdown?"  The packer fan sighed and said, "I don't know, I'veonly had him for three years!"

 

The Smart Packer Fan

The boy came running home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy, " he yelled, "we were counting today,
and all the other kids could only count to four but I
counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good," said his mother.

"Is it because I'm a Packer fan, Mommy?"

"Yes, it's because you're a Packer fan."

The next day the boy came running home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," he yelled, "we were saying the
alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say
it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, b, c, d, e, f,
g!"

"Very good," said his mother.

"Is it because I'm a Packer fan, Mommy?"

"Yes, it's because you're a Packer fan."

The next day the boy came running home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class
today, and when we showered, none of the other boys
had this, but I did!" And he dropped his pants to
expose his pubic hair.

"Very good," said his embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm a Packer fan, mommy?"

"No sweetheart, it's because you are 25!"PACKERS

 

     The most likely schedule for the Packers next year so they can have any chace to ba a .500 team.
>>>
>>>SEPTEMBER  12..........Wilson Jr. High School
>>>           19..........Cub Scout Troop 101
>>>           26..........Green Bay Blind Academy
>>>OCTOBER     3..........Spanish American War Vets
>>>           10..........Crippled Children's Home
>>>           17..........Jefferson City State Hospital
>>>           24..........Girl Scout Troop #353
>>>           31..........Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders
>>>NOVEMBER    7..........WI VD Clinic Post #3
>>>           14..........Madison Boys Choir
>>>           21..........Korean Amputees
>>>           28..........Cleveland Browns
             
>>>SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
>>>
>>>DECEMBER    5..........St. Raphael's Christian Women's Assoc.
>>>
>>>
>>>RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR
>>>
>>>
>>>1). When playing polio patients, Packers must not disconnect knee braces.
>>>
>>>2). When playing the blind academy, Packers must not hide the football
>>>under their jerseys.
>>>
>>>
>>>RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR
>>>
>>>1). A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line, for
>>>all you Packer fans who've forgotten what this is) is still worth 6 points.
>>>
>>>2). The Packers will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
>>>
>>>3). The Packers will be allowed to substitute with band members at any time
>>>during the course of the game.
>>>
>>>4). The Packers will be awarded a first down with each gain of 3 yards or
>>>more.
>>>
>>>NAME CHANGE
>>>
>>>The Green Bay Packers and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are to become one team.
Their name will be changed to the Green Bay Tampacks, as they are
>>>only good for one period and have no second string!
>>>
>>>COACHING CHANGES
>>>
>>>Bret Farve will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She no doubt will blow a
>>>few, but she won't choke on the big ones.